Have you ever heard the phrase that says “there’s no alcohol in heaven, drink it here” ? Well it really had me drinking, sorry I meant thinking, it really had me thinking Lol.

We all want to relax and be taken care of but it’s never really complete without a drink in our hand, that’s as long as you’re

1. Old enough, that is above 18
2. Capable of holding your own liquor

Because over here, we’re all about drinking responsibly.

Most of us are accustomed to a particular brand of alcohol that some how manages to highlight our personalities. Most of us want champagne or nothing. Others want whiskey for their trials and tribulations. The party animals love their vodka. The classics and old souls are drawn to wine. The tequila favorites usually have a strong presence. The beer drinkers? Wow don’t get me started.

Here’s everything you need to know about what your choice of poison says about your personality.

CHAMPAGNE

CHAMPAGNE

Those of us that love champagne have quality, expensive taste, and they see their lives as a special occasion. They usually don’t get a lot of sleep and always maintain a healthy diet. They don’t trust people easily.

Cocktails to try : blushing mimosa, mimosa, French 75

WINE

WINE

People who drink wine are sophisticated old souls. They understand and appreciate quality time. Sometimes they get in their own head. They’re happy about everything but not truly satisfied at the same time.

Cocktails to try: white wine sangria, mango passion

COGNAG

COGNAG

Cognac favorites hate disrespect a little more than the other team players. They’re proud and snobbish and they always want to maintain a particular standard of lifestyle. Yet, you’re really lucky if you have them in your corner

Cocktails to try: French connection, French 75, boulevardier with a twist

WHISKEY

WHISKEY
Whiskey drinkers have a strong character and always look like they’re carrying around a secret that could topple a perception of them. You’ll find them taking their time during a process just to make sure everything is done right in other to produce a desired result. They see beauty in things and appreciate everything. They exude sex appeal. They are very direct and stand out solid, emotionally and physically.

Cocktails to try: Old fashioned, The Manhattan, John Collins

TEQUILA

TEQUILA

These ones are spontaneous, they love the thrill of life. They are usually very social and love making new friends. Tequilas are special

Cocktails to try: margaritas, tequila sunrise, Long island

VODKA

VODKA

It’s so obvious vodka drinkers love to enjoy their night life and not feel guilty about anything anyone has to say about them. When they’ve had enough vodka, its them against the world. They are terrible dancers and never want the night to end.

Cocktails to try : bloody mary, cosmopolitan, sex on the beach

RUM

RUM

Rum drinkers have a youth-ish vibe to them. Their outfits always have one outstanding colorful item to it. They are usually fun to be around and they know how to enjoy themselves.

Cocktails to try : pina colada, mojito, hurricane

BRANDY

BRANDY

People that drink brandy really want to move to some where in Cuba, smoke Cuban cigars every day, drink coconut water, and make cocaine money. They like money in large quantity but don’t want to work too hard for it.

Cocktails to try: brandy alexander, side car, metropolitan

BEER

BEER

Those who drink beer are laid back, but the always find a way to maneuver their way through life. They always want to be in a comfortable financial position. They usually never want to go too far from home. They’re content and insatiable at the same time. Also, they enjoy good company.

Cocktails to try: beer sangria, lemon shandy, bad idea

Now you know why you and your friends are drawn to the taste of your favorite drinks. You’er welcome!

For those of us who would love to entertain the company of the above cocktails with friends at a bar here in Abuja but don’t know where, you can go ahead and check out :

@thecornercafeabj
@cococafe_abj
@zodarascocktailbar
@vueabuja
@pavilionng

There are also some us that would rather let their hair down and invite friends over to enjoy good music, good food, and wonderful conversations in the comfort of their own homes. Luckily, there are vendors here in Abuja too that also provide the same bar services. A few of them include:

@moosejuiceandbar
@famcubescocktails
@lifestylecocktails

By Wendy Philips

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